'Twas the Day
After Christmas
'Twas the day after Christmas, when all through the house
Nothing was working, not even the Bluetooth™ mouse
The router was placed by the bookshelf with care
In hopes that the signal would be stronger there.
Unaware kids were nestled snug in their beds
While frustrated parents read manuals instead
Mom with the Roomba and Dad ambient lighting
They wouldn’t admit that they both felt like crying
When down in the man cave there arose such a thud
The TV had crashed, he’d just missed the stud
Away in a rage he flew like a flash
Tore up the instructions, threw them in the trash
His face now as red as that deer’s famous nose
He turned to his wife, “What to do? I don’t know!”
“These gizmos and gadgets are headaches aplenty”
“If we set up our tech it’ll never be ready!”
“This day after Christmas should be for enjoyment”
“But honey I’m bleeding. I think I need ointment!”
She said “Take my hand, there’s no need to fear”
“The answer to all is ‘call Geek Squad’, my dear”
“They’ll fix up this mess we’ve found ourselves in.”
“I’ll ring them right now. It’ll be a win-win!”
Just then from the driveway they heard the dog bark.
An orange and black car had pulled up to park.
They rushed to the window and gaped with delight
At a magically wondrous incredible sight!
With a ring of the buzzer their worries were through
They were already here! With Von Miller, too!
Mom threw wide the door and in they all sped
White shirts and black ties, then Agent Von said
“We heard that your tech was causing you troubles.”
“We’ll fix it up just how you like—on the double!”
The house was abuzz, ‘twas a marvelous scene
Setting up all the speakers and re-mounting the screen.
They debugged the PC and hooked up the Nest.
Repaired the gas oven and filled every request.
Their signal had troubles when streaming live feeds
So they tweaked the router for optimal speeds
Now out on the porch or downstairs in the hall
There’s mind-blowing super-fast wi-fi for all!
Where the tech was purchased just wasn’t important.
From Best Buy or not or a big online merchant.
The Agents can fix it, do repairs and installs.
Their passion is tech—big, medium and small.
And when they were finished Dad said with a sigh.
“Is it dusty in here? I think I might cry.”
“All our things are now working, you fixed every glitch.”
“Is this only a dream? Someone give me a pinch”
But the time had now come for the agents to go.
And right at that moment it started to snow.
As they packed up their tools all spirits were soaring
Then off they went merrily IT supporting.
Von hopped in the car, to his team gave a whistle,
And away Geek Squad flew down road like a missile
An agent exclaimed, ere they drove round the pines,
"IF YOU NEED HELP JUST CALL OR CHAT WITH US ONLINE!"